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Tonight is a night of the unexpected. For example? Chucks in DC. Chucks in DC are clearly unexpected, especially showing up at their boyfriends' apartments.
KNOCK-KNOCK, Jake!
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KNOCK-KNOCK, Jake!
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Jun. 6th, 2009 08:39 pmMuse Name: Chuck Bartowski
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Fandom: Chuck
Age & Location: 27; Burbank, California
Occupation:government intelligence asset Buy More Nerd Herd Help
Relationship status: Complicated
Family: One sister, Dr. Ellie Bartowski.
Interests/Hobbies: Computer-fixing- which is really more of a job now; video games; science fiction; and espionage.
Favourite food: I don’t know, I’m really feeling the sizzling shrimp today.
Favourite movie: You know what, that’s a really difficult question. It’s a lot easier to go by genre. Scifi/Fantasy: Dune. Action: the Die Hard series. Documentary: Don’t Look Back. Suspense: North by Northwest (say what you want, but Jimmy Stewart rocks in my book).
Favourite accomplishment: Becoming the best Missile Command Player.
Describe yourself in one paragraph: My name is Chuck, and I enjoy movies that don't include Meg Ryan, wistfully contemplating the Superbeing somehow never produced by the coupling of Johnny Cash and Miss Moneypenny, foiling elegantly-conceived plans for world domination, riddles, and tacos.*
Any OOC notes: *Pulled from Chuck’s blurb on the Nerd Herd Help website, because honestly, nothing I could think of could top that.
ANYWAY HI. Chuck hails from somewhere mid-season 2, so as to prevent spoilers and such. He’s a spyyyy, and his head contains the contents of a supercomputer He’s also extremely friendly, and open to talking to whoever!
Muse LJ:
allstarchuckFandom: Chuck
Age & Location: 27; Burbank, California
Occupation:
Relationship status: Complicated
Family: One sister, Dr. Ellie Bartowski.
Interests/Hobbies: Computer-fixing- which is really more of a job now; video games; science fiction; and espionage.
Favourite food: I don’t know, I’m really feeling the sizzling shrimp today.
Favourite movie: You know what, that’s a really difficult question. It’s a lot easier to go by genre. Scifi/Fantasy: Dune. Action: the Die Hard series. Documentary: Don’t Look Back. Suspense: North by Northwest (say what you want, but Jimmy Stewart rocks in my book).
Favourite accomplishment: Becoming the best Missile Command Player.
Describe yourself in one paragraph: My name is Chuck, and I enjoy movies that don't include Meg Ryan, wistfully contemplating the Superbeing somehow never produced by the coupling of Johnny Cash and Miss Moneypenny, foiling elegantly-conceived plans for world domination, riddles, and tacos.*
Any OOC notes: *Pulled from Chuck’s blurb on the Nerd Herd Help website, because honestly, nothing I could think of could top that.
ANYWAY HI. Chuck hails from somewhere mid-season 2, so as to prevent spoilers and such. He’s a spyyyy, and his head contains the contents of a supercomputer He’s also extremely friendly, and open to talking to whoever!
OOM: Chuck vs the Sandworm, part the first
Jun. 5th, 2009 07:21 pmThe thing of it was, Laszlo seemed nice. After they got to talking, at least. Paranoid, yes, but in the spy business a good dose of paranoia is understandable and probably even healthy. And… he needed a friend, and it was nice being the friend who understood what it was like.
To add to this, Chuck is most emphatically not a spy. Laszlo told Chuck to look for bugs, and there they were. He’d probably even designed some of them. And Chuck freaked out, because all of the sudden, the government was everywhere in his life (except Milliways, and even then there was Jake. Admittedly, adding Jake to the list is kind of unfair, but so is life). So when Laszlo disabled the tracking system in the Nerd Herder and smashed Chuck’s watch, they were off the grid and Chuck felt like he could breathe again.
(With a healthy dose of nervousness, but he told himself he was overreacting. Nothing’s perfect.)
And then it all went horribly wrong.
Because then Laszlo pulled out the missile system, and Chuck realized that he’d been very carefully ignoring all the warning signs, because he wanted a friend, too. He made excuses and headed for the car, fully intending to stay in it this time, as per orders, and then there was Laszlo again and they went for a drive.
He didn’t even know his car had an auxiliary override control.
And while the ejector seat thing is cool in theory, it’s not so great when it’s your seat being ejected.
So Chuck narrowly escapes death several times more, and Casey and Sarah collect him and take him home, so all’s well that ends well, right?
Except.
The thing of it is, Laszlo’s out there now.
And it’s all Chuck’s fault.
To add to this, Chuck is most emphatically not a spy. Laszlo told Chuck to look for bugs, and there they were. He’d probably even designed some of them. And Chuck freaked out, because all of the sudden, the government was everywhere in his life (except Milliways, and even then there was Jake. Admittedly, adding Jake to the list is kind of unfair, but so is life). So when Laszlo disabled the tracking system in the Nerd Herder and smashed Chuck’s watch, they were off the grid and Chuck felt like he could breathe again.
(With a healthy dose of nervousness, but he told himself he was overreacting. Nothing’s perfect.)
And then it all went horribly wrong.
Because then Laszlo pulled out the missile system, and Chuck realized that he’d been very carefully ignoring all the warning signs, because he wanted a friend, too. He made excuses and headed for the car, fully intending to stay in it this time, as per orders, and then there was Laszlo again and they went for a drive.
He didn’t even know his car had an auxiliary override control.
And while the ejector seat thing is cool in theory, it’s not so great when it’s your seat being ejected.
So Chuck narrowly escapes death several times more, and Casey and Sarah collect him and take him home, so all’s well that ends well, right?
Except.
The thing of it is, Laszlo’s out there now.
And it’s all Chuck’s fault.
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May. 31st, 2009 06:28 pmMAKE MINE CANINE: Why Not To Panic If Your Intersect Turns Into a Dog
A five point presentation.
POINT #1
Stay in the car, Chuck.
Actually stays put when told to. Just remember to leave the car window open a crack so he can breathe.
POINT #2
So, in this plan, I do absolutely nothing?
Since the asset is no longer able to talk, it is now a lot more difficult for Fulcrum to work out where the Intersect is hidden, thus better ensuring its safety.
POINT #3
Did you flash?
What’s that, Chuck? Timmy’s a member of an international terrorist organization planning to blow up the capital?
POINT #4
Don’t freak out.
Existential angst and work stress boils down to ‘Bone now? Or bone later? Okay, okay, but there’s a bone in here somewhere, right?’
POINT #5
Oh, Chuck me.
Dog whisperers.
Pooper scoopers.
Chuck slobber has a tendency to get on items of national importance..
Occasional need to go outside and chase terrorist-affiliated squirrels.
Rebuking him gives the same feeling of guilt as kicking a puppy.
Suddenly-inappropriate metaphors.
Constant need to go outside and bury Casey’s arsenal.
Tendency to eat whatever is placed in front of him, regardless of whether it is suspected to be poisoned.
Occasional need to go outside and dig up Casey’s arsenal.
He’s actually really cute.
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justpromptsPrompt: Oops
Word Count: 232
Author's note: "...I don't even know."
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May. 19th, 2009 01:58 pmBecause my brain has been wanting to do this, on account of realising a few things.
Sandworm: Oct. 31st
Alma Mater: ANYTIME IN BETWEEN SRSLY.
Truth: Nov. 16-17
Imported Hard Salami: Nov. 18-21
Nemesis: Nov. 22-23.
Crown Vic: somewhere close to Christmas idk.
Sandworm: Oct. 31st
Alma Mater: ANYTIME IN BETWEEN SRSLY.
Truth: Nov. 16-17
Imported Hard Salami: Nov. 18-21
Nemesis: Nov. 22-23.
Crown Vic: somewhere close to Christmas idk.
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Apr. 22nd, 2009 07:29 pmRANDOM STUFF ABOUT CHUCK. Compiling a list, move on, nothing to see here...
( Working on my five year plan, I just have to choose the font. )
( Working on my five year plan, I just have to choose the font. )
